Are You Joking

Please, tell me this is some sort of cruel joke. The E channel has apparently given the green light for an all-girl, haunted house, reality show. The show is called "Hot Girls in Scary Places," but here's the really scary part: the show will star three USC cheer squad friends. That's right folks, USC girls who, ununfortunately, are part of the Trojan family. I wonder if the higher ups know about this or if this kind of thing is even allowed. If you're interested, the show is set to air March 13.

Oh, and prepubescent, 13 year old Alfie Patten fathered a child with his 15 year old girlfriend (who is just about twice his size, by the way). Don't even get me started on this one.

Humanity is slowly but surely going in the crapper.